Tuesday, December 8, 2009

TOP 10 KOLLYWOOD HERO'S JOKES!!!

JOKES!!!

# 10


“Super Star”

RAJINIKANTH

“I don’t like to do romance with young heroines.”

# 9
“Universal Hero”

KAMAL HASSAN
“I don’t like to keep ‘kiss scene’ in my films.”
# 8
“Cheeyan”

VIKRAM
“My age is only 24.”
# 7
SURIYA
“My height is 8.5 feet.”
# 6
DHANUSH
“I am going to act in Part 3 of Terminator.”
# 5
“Ultimate Star”
AJIT KUMAR
“Red is a good movie.”
# 4
“Pratchi Thalapathy”
VISHAL
“After the success of Satyam film, we are planning to take Satyam Part 2.”
# 3
“Little Super Star”
T.R.SILAMBARASAN
“I don’t like romance scenes.”
# 2
JEEVA
“Only, my films run for more than 800 days.”
Here comes the last, but not least…
MEGA SUPERB JOKE

# 1

“Ilaya Thalapathy”

Dr. VIJAY

“I am a Hero.”


Dr.Vijay: Naan aadicha thangamata naalu masam thoongamata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Koundamani:

Dai tiffen Box mandaya,nee adicha kuda paravaala da, “nee nadicha thaan da thanga mudila”….

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